law students will clearly go to great lengths to entertain themselves and each other

(screenname edited because that's how I roll with this blog)

deadb***94 (10:35:31 PM): that's some nerve you have...

deadb***94 (10:36:18 PM): i don't know who you are....but I wanted liveb***94. and i was utterly disappointed to find out it was taken

deadb***94 (10:36:52 PM): so i had to go with deadb***94

deadb***94 (10:38:10 PM): so can I buy the rights to it?

deadb***94 (10:38:18 PM): its really important to me

deadb***94 (10:42:00 PM): is there a chance I could get a response

deadb***94 (10:42:02 PM): ?

deadb***94 (10:42:04 PM): at all

LiveB***94 (10:47:54 PM): haha, i have had this screenname since 1998 - sorry!

deadb***94 (10:48:40 PM): really 1998? So you were on like when the internet was invented then?

deadb***94 (10:48:48 PM): don't you think 10 years is enough

deadb***94 (10:48:49 PM): ?

LiveB***94 (10:49:31 PM): sorry! i have ten year's worth of buddies on my buddy list who know me by this screenname

deadb***94 (10:49:55 PM): I'm sorrey. I am not tryin to be rude. but seriously, what is the price. I need this screen name.

LiveB***94 (10:50:54 PM): I'm sorry, there's no price

deadb***94 (10:52:32 PM): ok. i have an idea, if i have a better story behind the name than you, I take it for the price. If you have the better story than you keep it

LiveB***94 (10:53:25 PM): haha I really appreciate your persistence, but I'm sorry, there is nothing you can tell me that will get me to change my mind

LiveB***94 (10:53:34 PM): I have 300 people who know me by this screenname

LiveB***94 (10:53:46 PM): and ten years of history with it

deadb***94 (10:54:10 PM): WOW>>>>>300 people and the history? you really were on when the internet was invented. sure you aren't too old to still be on aim....

deadb***94 (10:55:42 PM): ok...clearly you are tough to crack. I respect that. have a good time with your screen name. too bad i couldn't get it

deadb***94 signed off at 10:55:51 PM.

deadb***94 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Annnnnd I was just IMed by "halfaliveb***94". And it's totally Briton. I am dying over here.