it's been a while since i had an audience participation entry

I've been overdoing it with song lyric trivia lately . . . and I feel like every time I do movie quote trivia, I use the same quotes . . . so let's try some TV quote trivia! Winner gets a prize! Bonus points if you give me the name of the character(s). I'm not trying to trick anyone here . . . if you know the shows I love, you'll figure these out quickly enough.

1. "I don't love you for what you do, or what you don't do. I just love you." - Will Tippin, Alias (Becky . . . close enough ;) )
   
2. "There really is such a kind person buried deep down inside of you - deep, deep down inside you. Somewhere."
3. "What are they doing in there?" "They're doing their taxes." "Are they going to be doing their taxes every night?" "For the first couple of months . . ." - Michelle and Joey, Full House (Courtnie)
   
4. "We've got to stick together because united, we're unstoppable, but divided-" "People get shot." - Seth and Ryan, The OC (Scott)
5. "For God's sake, put your pants on, you're my lawyer, not my dentist!" -Karen, Will and Grace (Elizabeth)
6. "Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy. So I'm forced to go to the American Girl store. And order clothes for large colonial dolls." - Angela, The Office (Elizabeth)
7. "I'm happy for you and your cat, which, by the way, I think you should name Michael." -Rachel Green, Friends (Elizabeth)
   
8. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney, How I Met Your Mother (Courtnie)
9. "So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?" "Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock." Fry and Nibbler, Futurama (Scott)
10. "I don't agree with the way he delegates authority, and I don't like the way he runs operations. But since midnight last night, you won't get me to disapprove of a single action he's taken. "
11. "Huh, it does kind of tingle."
12. "That baby really kicked your ass."
13. "Destiny is a fickle bitch." - Ben, Lost (Becky)
    
14. "I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?" -Izzy Stevens, Grey's Anatomy (Elizabeth)
15. "At least he promised to take you. He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood! I didn't even know there was a cabin he wasn't taking me to!" - GOB, Arrested Development (Pat)
    

on gmail spamming my entire address book and then deleting my entire address book

Mary: Wait, so you lost your address book? Is it possible you just turned a wheel somewhere and everything will come back if Desmond can save the day?

Me: That just make Briton and me laugh out loud!

Mary: In that case, I'm sorry I deleted the part about asking if Briton's nose had started to bleed!

quote of the day!

two things that made me laugh out loud today:

Me (9:59:53 PM): do people not drink in eastern PA? haha

My Totally Joking Friend (10:00:16 PM): haha they do! i went to college here!

My Totally Joking Friend (10:00:27 PM): omg, maybe i drank all of it!!!

and from Colleen on my MySpace page (even though this story actually made me really sad, her comment about it had me in hysterics). . .

Did you know Steven Page was arrested on cocaine charges?! Guess that's what he did with his million dollars...

classy law review moment of the day

was when Sublime started playing in the bar tonight for our happy hour and Meredith shouted out "Oh my God, I love 'Date Rape'!"

today's "laugh out loud in class" moment

Becky (9:03:47 PM): OMG

Becky (9:03:56 PM): i just emailed john [professor] the table of consanguinity

Me (9:04:57 PM): instead of john [law student]?

Becky (9:05:30 PM): yessss

. . .

Me (9:10:19 PM): maybe i can "accidentally" send a marriage proposal to troy?

Becky (9:10:33 PM): hahahaha

Becky (9:10:38 PM): that would NOT be an accident!

Me (9:11:22 PM): "sorry, meant to send that to your dad"

Becky (9:11:39 PM): LOL

Me (9:12:30 PM): i can be your new mommy, troy!

Becky (9:12:44 PM): hahahahahahahahahahaha

Becky (9:13:03 PM): tell him he can discuss his inheritance with his father, who now has the complete table

quote of the day!

No real reason for this entry except that after abruptly putting a password on my Quote of the Day page about six months ago so that random Googlers could not access it, and then realizing that I myself could not remember how to access it, I finally figured it out about 30 seconds ago. I am beyond excited at the thought of re-reading the four years of gems that I'd collected and in honor of this excitement, I present to you four years of February 25th! (Or actually just three, because I apparently didn't have a QotD for this date in 2005)

February 25, 2006
Me: i am beating fluffy bunnies with my stolen accordion
Jesse: I wish I had words for that

February 25, 2004
"In regards to writing me into your story, you know the Knight in shining armor, well I could be the guy who cleans his armor."
~ Tom, casting himself as 'Agent Shawn' in Kerrias* ~

February 25, 2003
SB: hahahahahaha I can just picture you being like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, crossing me off your list and putting on lipstick

* Holy crap, I forgot about "Kerrias" - that is totally going to be a future blog entry. Be very afraid. And grateful that I only got about four pages into the script before I gave up.

on cats and puberty

"Sydney, you're disturbing your brother. How is he supposed to have a wet dream if you won't let him sleep?" - Mary

why I love Lukeman

1/2 of Lesbian Couple Asked To Talk To My Sexuality Case: We just met Barbara in the hall and she told us we should come to her class.
Lukeman: I thought they might be lesbians.